Madea Goes To Jail Script
That old lady
is crazy.
You can say
that again.
Good morning, all.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
We reviewed our cases
over the weekend?
Yes.
Youre watching
that Mabel Simmons case.
- Its all over the news.
- Right.
Now, that old woman has been giving
the police the blues all of her life.
- She was an ugly baby.
- Okay.
- Petty theft at 9.
- Oh, my goodness.
Illegal ga
Gods Must Be Crazy Script
It looks like a paradise, but it is the most treacherous desert in the world:
The Kalahari. After the short rainy season...
...there are many water holes, and even rivers.
But after a few weeks, the water sinks away into the deep Kalahari sand.
The water holes dry, and the rivers stop flowing.
The grass fades to a beautiful blond colour...
...that offers excellent grazin
Ginger And Cinnamon Script
THE THINGS WE HAVE IN COMMON
Im not that weird.
Some of my ideas might sound
a little weird, but...
Shes obsessed!
Go ahead and nod,
but she is.
What happens to unworn clothes?
She goes crazy every season.
Her clothes wont fit!
Wool is made from elastic fibers,
it shrinks.
She didnt gain weight,
her clothes shrunk!
Chocolate is not fattening.
It helps you lose weight.
T
Barbershop 2 Script
Get out of the way! Move!
Come on.
Come on, man.
Get up.
Come on.
Shoot!
Suspect out of the way.
Headirhg toward Excharhge.
Move it!
Qut of the way!
Hold it!
Dont move! Dont move!
Get away from that window!
Get over there!
Do what I say!
Qh, shit. Pick up my meat.
- You hungry, brother?
- Do I look hungry? Get over there!
I might be a little hungry,
but get your hands up!
- He
Half Baked Script
Wait, one
Wait, two
Three
Hey. Whats up, everybody ?
lm Thurgood Jenkins.
You know, its funny,
but l can trace the entire path
of my life to one childhood memory.
My last clear memory, really.
You see, it was the summer
before ninth grade.
lt was me, Brian, Kenny,
Scarface...
and of course
the loveable Old James.
Oh, hold on. Wait a minute.
Old James-- Old James wasnt there.
l